jab up your butt

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Spit out the words like you just saw a rat wearing your grandma's shoes and it was eating a taco.
My cousin said 'jab up your butt' when my dog ate my homework.
I told my teacher 'jab up your butt' when she gave me a pop quiz.
My brother yelled 'jab up your butt' when I spilled soda on his shirt.
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Talk like you just got kicked in the pants by a donkey wearing a crown.
I said 'jab up your butt' to my friend when he forgot my birthday.
My mom said 'jab up your butt' when I didn't clean my room.
I texted my crush 'jab up your butt' when he ignored me.
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Yell it like you just found out your lunch was eaten by a squirrel.
I yelled 'jab up your butt' at my brother when he took my video game.
My dog barked 'jab up your butt' at the mailman.
I said 'jab up your butt' to my teacher when she gave me a bad grade.
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