jab fab
Trying to patch up something with whatever's close by, even if it's not even close to working. You're just making it worse, but you're proud of yourself.
I used a sock and a spoon to fix my computer. Now I have a spoon in my monitor and a sock on my keyboard.
He tried to fix the car with a pizza box and a pencil. The car now smells like cheese and the pencil is stuck in the engine.
She tried to fix the door with a hairbrush and a sock. Now the door won't close and the sock is on the floor.