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#garbage fixes#messy solutions#desperate attempts

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When you try to fix something with whatever is lying around, even if it's garbage. You're basically making a mess out of a mess just to feel like you're doing something.
I tried to fix my bike with a sock and a pencil. It’s now a sock-pencil bike that crashes every time I ride it.
She used a broken toaster to fix her laptop. Now both are broken and she’s screaming.
He tried to fix the leak with a banana peel. It just made the floor slimy and the ceiling mad.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Trying to patch up something with whatever's close by, even if it's not even close to working. You're just making it worse, but you're proud of yourself.
I used a sock and a spoon to fix my computer. Now I have a spoon in my monitor and a sock on my keyboard.
He tried to fix the car with a pizza box and a pencil. The car now smells like cheese and the pencil is stuck in the engine.
She tried to fix the door with a hairbrush and a sock. Now the door won't close and the sock is on the floor.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you try to fix a problem with whatever is around, even if it's not even related. It’s like trying to solve a math problem with a banana and a calculator that’s broken.
He used a banana and a broken calculator to fix his math test. Now he’s got a banana on his paper and the calculator is just a mess.
She tried to fix her phone with a pizza and a pencil. Now the phone is covered in cheese and she’s crying.
I tried to fix my printer with a sock and a spoon. Now the printer is full of socks and the spoon is stuck in the paper tray.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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Trying to fix something with whatever's lying around, even if it's not even close to fixing it. You're just being lazy and pretending you're smart.
He tried to fix his watch with a spoon and a sock. Now the watch is broken, the spoon is stuck in it, and he's confused.
She used a pizza box and a pencil to fix her phone. Now the phone is in a pizza box and the pencil is on her head.
I used a broken calculator and a sock to fix my math test. Now the calculator is broken, the sock is on my paper, and I’m still failing.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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When you try to fix something with whatever is nearby, even if it's not even close to working. You're just trying to avoid actually fixing the problem.
He used a sock and a spoon to fix his car. Now the car won't start and the sock is stuck in the engine.
She tried to fix her phone with a pizza box and a pencil. Now her phone is in a pizza box and the pencil is on her head.
I used a broken calculator and a sock to fix my math test. Now the calculator is broken, the sock is on my paper, and I'm still failing.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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