jaazania
Jaazania is like a golden retriever who also knows how to fight. She’s sweet, but if someone treats her like dirt, she’ll throw a punch and make them wish they never met her. Still, she’ll take your bad day and turn it into a good one just because she’s that cool.
My friend texted her, 'I’m sad,' and she replied, 'I’ll be there in 10 minutes with pizza and a slap.'
She said my dumb joke was 'okay,' so I asked her out. She said yes.
When my brother said she was 'overrated,' she kicked him out of the house.