jaazania

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Jaazania is the kind of girl who could make your life awesome if you didn't mess it up by being a total idiot. She’s hot, smart, and laughs at your dumb jokes, but if a guy talks trash to her, she’ll rip his head off. Still, she’ll take your broken heart and fix it just so you don’t cry like a baby.
My ex said she was 'just okay', I sent him a picture of her in a bikini and told him to eat a bag of chips.
She told me to stop being a loser, so I kissed her. She didn’t mind.
When my friend broke up with her, she just said, 'He was a waste of good eye candy.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jaazania is like a golden retriever who also knows how to fight. She’s sweet, but if someone treats her like dirt, she’ll throw a punch and make them wish they never met her. Still, she’ll take your bad day and turn it into a good one just because she’s that cool.
My friend texted her, 'I’m sad,' and she replied, 'I’ll be there in 10 minutes with pizza and a slap.'
She said my dumb joke was 'okay,' so I asked her out. She said yes.
When my brother said she was 'overrated,' she kicked him out of the house.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jaazania is the kind of girl who can make you feel like a king, even when you act like a donkey. She’s got the looks, the brains, and the patience for your dumbass mistakes. But if a guy hits on her, she’ll laugh in his face and then punch him for good measure.
She told me I was a 'dumbass,' so I asked her out. She said yes.
When my cousin called her 'just okay,' she sent him a picture of me crying in the hallway.
She said my joke was 'okay,' so I kissed her. She didn’t mind.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jaazania is the kind of girl who can make your life perfect, if you don’t act like an idiot. She’s hot, funny, and will put up with your dumbass mistakes. But if a guy messes with her, she’ll knock him out and then tell you how cool she is.
She said my joke was 'meh,' so I asked her out. She said yes.
When my friend said she was 'just okay,' I sent him a video of her doing karate.
She took my broken heart and fixed it. Then she laughed at my dumb joke.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jaazania is the girl who can make you feel like the best person in the world, even when you're a total mess. She’s beautiful, smart, and will put up with your dumbass jokes. But if a guy messes with her, she’ll slap him and then tell you how cool she is.
She told me I was a 'total mess,' so I asked her out. She said yes.
When my brother said she was 'overrated,' she sent him a picture of me crying.
She said my joke was 'okay,' so I kissed her. She didn’t mind.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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Jaazania is the kind of girl who could make your life amazing if you didn’t act like a total idiot. She’s beautiful, funny, and will take your dumbass jokes and turn them into something cool. But if a guy messes with her, she’ll punch him and then laugh at your dumbass face.
She said my joke was 'okay,' so I asked her out. She said yes.
When my friend said she was 'just okay,' I sent him a video of her punching a guy.
She took my broken heart and fixed it. Then she laughed at my dumb joke.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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