Jaav
A woman so sweet she’ll make you believe in love… until she roasts you in front of your crush and calls your mom a ‘dumbass.’
You asked her out. She said, 'Sure, but only if you promise to never speak again.'
She sent you a text that read, 'Your face is a crime scene.'
She told your crush, 'He’s cute, but he’s also a total dork.'