Jaav

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The most sugar-coated hot mess you ever laid eyes on. She’s got sass to spare, a heart like a brick, and sarcasm that’ll rip your soul out.

You: 'Hey Jaav, how’s your day?' Jaav: 'It’s fine. I just cursed my ex’s dog and got a ticket.'

Jaav sent you a meme of a cat wearing sunglasses and said, 'This is my life.'

She told your mom she was 'just here to ruin your vibe.'

A woman so sweet she’ll make you believe in love… until she roasts you in front of your crush and calls your mom a ‘dumbass.’

You asked her out. She said, 'Sure, but only if you promise to never speak again.'

She sent you a text that read, 'Your face is a crime scene.'

She told your crush, 'He’s cute, but he’s also a total dork.'

The kind of woman who’ll smile at you like you’re her best friend… then send you a meme of a dying goldfish and call you a ‘disappointment.'

You said, 'I love you.' She said, 'That’s cute. I love me more.'

She posted a meme of a crying chicken and captioned it, 'That’s you at 8 AM.'

She called your dad a 'total waste of oxygen.'

A woman who looks like a saint, sounds like a devil, and sends you memes that’ll make you question your whole life.

You asked her how she was. She said, 'I’m fine. I just burned down my ex’s house.'

She sent you a meme of a confused bear and said, 'That’s your face every time I talk.'

She told your crush, 'He’s cute, but he’s also a total mess.'

A woman who’ll make you feel like the love of your life… until she sends you a meme of a screaming goat and says, 'You’re a total disaster.'

You said, 'I love you.' She said, 'Cool. I love me more.'

She posted a meme of a crying squirrel and said, 'That’s you at 7 AM.'

She told your mom, 'She’s a total pain in the ass.'