Jaapleen
Jaapleen is so smart, she could solve math in her sleep. She’s like Gandhi but with better jokes and a sharper tongue. You’d be lucky to be her friend. You’d be dead if you crossed her.
Jaapleen solved my math test in 10 seconds. I got a D.
I called her a nerd. She gave me a D and a bruise.
Jaapleen insulted my hair, and I cried for three days.
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