Jaapleen

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Jaapleen is a girl so good, she should be in a shrine. She’s sweet, kind, and gives you a hug like you’re her long-lost brother. If she’s in the room, you’re lucky. If she’s not, you’re probably dead.

My mom said Jaapleen is like a saint, but with better hair.

I asked Jaapleen for advice, and she gave me a hug and a curse.

Jaapleen walked into my classroom, and my teacher fainted.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jaapleen is so smart, she could solve math in her sleep. She’s like Gandhi but with better jokes and a sharper tongue. You’d be lucky to be her friend. You’d be dead if you crossed her.

Jaapleen solved my math test in 10 seconds. I got a D.

I called her a nerd. She gave me a D and a bruise.

Jaapleen insulted my hair, and I cried for three days.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Jaapleen is the best girl alive. She’s kind, smart, and has a smile that could make a ghost cry. If you’re not lucky enough to be her friend, you’re probably cursed.

Jaapleen smiled at me, and my crush fainted.

I tried to flirt with Jaapleen. She gave me a D and a bruise.

Jaapleen walked into the room, and my teacher gave her a standing ovation.

by Slangipedia 10d ago