Jaap Stam walked into a classroom and said, 'I'm the king of the block.' The teacher said, 'You're not even a student here.' Jaap said, 'I will be.'

Jaap Stam tried to fight a principal and got suspended for throwing a brick through the window.

Jaap Stam went to a pizza place and ordered 100 pizzas because he thought he was the king of the block. The pizza place said, 'We only have 10 pizzas left.' Jaap said, 'I will eat them all.'