Jaalen
A kid who’s so sweet, he’ll cry if you throw a crumb at him. Also gay and obsessed with putting balls in tiny holes and tossing salad like it’s a war.
Jaalen’s DMs: 'I’m not crying. You’re just a bad person.'
At the store, Jaalen tried to put a ball in a hole. The hole broke. He cried.
He tossed salad so hard, the dressing flew into the eyes of a guy who said, 'You’re not a real man.'