Jaalen

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A sugary, soft, and squishy kid. Usually gay and can’t stop putting balls in tiny holes. Also good at tossing salad like it’s a holy mission.
Just saw Jaalen at the gym. He was doing bicep curls and crying. I think he’s been told he’s not a real man.
Jaalen texted me: 'I tried to put a ball in a hole, but it got stuck. Now I’m crying in the shower.'
He tossed salad so hard, the lettuce flew into the face of a guy who called him a 'fairy.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A kid who’s so sweet, he’ll cry if you throw a crumb at him. Also gay and obsessed with putting balls in tiny holes and tossing salad like it’s a war.
Jaalen’s DMs: 'I’m not crying. You’re just a bad person.'
At the store, Jaalen tried to put a ball in a hole. The hole broke. He cried.
He tossed salad so hard, the dressing flew into the eyes of a guy who said, 'You’re not a real man.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A kid who’s soft, sweet, and gay. Can’t stop putting balls in holes and tossing salad like it’s a sacred ritual.
Jaalen was eating a sandwich and cried because the bread was too tough.
He put a ball in a hole and the hole screamed. He cried.
He tossed salad and the lettuce flew into the face of a guy who said, 'You’re not a real man.'
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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