JAAKED UP
When the JAAK pack, AKA scootagang, drinks like they’re in a competition and takes stupid selfies in front of a wall that’s probably thinking, 'I’ve seen it all.'
I drank so much I thought I was a superhero and started flying.
I took a selfie but my eyes were closed and my hair was on fire.
I tried to pose but my phone fell in my beer and now it’s part of the JAAK legend.