JAAKED UP

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When the JAAK pack, AKA scootagang, guzzles beer and liquor like it’s their last meal and snaps stupid selfies in front of a wall that looks like it’s from a fancy brochure.

I drank four beers and took a picture with my face smashed against the wall like it was my ex.

They drank so much I think the wall got jealous and took a selfie too.

I tried to take a photo but my phone fell into my beer and now it’s part of the JAAK legend.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When the JAAK pack, AKA scootagang, chugs beer and booze like they’re trying to die and pose like they’re famous in front of a wall that thinks it’s in a magazine.

I chugged a whole pint and tried to do a pose but I just fell over.

The wall looked so good I tried to hug it and it didn’t like me back.

I took a selfie but my hair looked like a raccoon got into my head.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When the JAAK pack, AKA scootagang, drinks so much they forget their own names and take selfies in front of a wall like it’s their best friend.

I forgot my own name and started talking to the wall like it was my therapist.

I took a selfie but my face was so red it looked like it was on fire.

I tried to pose but my legs gave out and I fell into a puddle.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When the JAAK pack, AKA scootagang, swigs beer and liquor like it’s going out of style and strikes ridiculous poses in front of a wall that’s probably tired of being famous.

I drank so much I tried to do a backflip and landed on my face.

The wall looked so good I asked it to be my new best friend.

I took a photo but my shirt was so soaked it looked like I had a lake on my chest.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When the JAAK pack, AKA scootagang, drinks like they’re in a competition and takes stupid selfies in front of a wall that’s probably thinking, 'I’ve seen it all.'

I drank so much I thought I was a superhero and started flying.

I took a selfie but my eyes were closed and my hair was on fire.

I tried to pose but my phone fell in my beer and now it’s part of the JAAK legend.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

When the JAAK pack, AKA scootagang, guzzles beer and liquor like they’re trying to beat their own record and strikes crazy poses in front of a wall that’s probably rolling its eyes.

I drank so much I tried to dance and just fell over.

I took a selfie but my face was so red it looked like a tomato exploded.

I posed like a model but my legs were wobbly and my shirt was soaked.

by Slangipedia 10d ago