Jaagrit
A fancy Indian name that sounds like it means hitting rocks together but really means someone who loves reading so much they’ll cuss at you for interrupting their book.
@Jaagrit just called me a ‘dumb f***’ for texting him during his novel. He’s reading a 1000-page book and I’m just trying to survive.
He texted me, ‘If you don’t shut up, I’ll throw this book at you.’ I’m still alive. Barely.
His mom says he reads so much he can quote the entire Bible. I believe her. I’ve seen him cuss at a priest.