Jaagrit

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A fancy Indian name that sounds like it means hitting rocks together but really means someone who loves reading so much they’ll cuss at you for interrupting their book.
@Jaagrit just called me a ‘dumb f***’ for texting him during his novel. He’s reading a 1000-page book and I’m just trying to survive.
He texted me, ‘If you don’t shut up, I’ll throw this book at you.’ I’m still alive. Barely.
His mom says he reads so much he can quote the entire Bible. I believe her. I’ve seen him cuss at a priest.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A name that sounds like it comes from an Indian rock fight but is really just a guy who loves books more than he loves his friends, his family, and his life.
He skipped his birthday party to read a book. I showed up and he wasn’t even there. I’m still mad.
He told me, ‘You’re the dumbest person I know. I’m reading a book about how to be smart.’ I’m still the dumbest person he knows.
His dad says he reads so much he doesn’t even remember his own birthday. I believe him. He forgot mine.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A name that sounds like it means ‘rock fight’ but really means someone who loves books so much they’ll cuss at you for being loud, clumsy, and annoying.
He yelled at me for dropping a book on his foot. I dropped it on purpose. He cussed at me for being mean.
He said, ‘You’re the worst friend ever. I was reading a book and you dropped a book on my foot.’ I dropped it on his foot again.
He texted me, ‘If you don’t stop being loud, I’ll throw this book at you.’ I’m still loud.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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