Ja Friday
Ja Friday is the day you act like a f***ing idiot and text random people 'I’m the king of the world' because you think you’re cool. You’re not. You’re just loud.
I texted my barista 'I’m the king of the world' and she gave me a free latte… and a look.
My brother texted my sister 'I’m the king of the world' and now they’re married.
I texted my neighbor 'I’m the king of the world' and he yelled 'You’re the king of the f***ing noise!'