Ja Friday

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Ja Friday is when the whole world stops to worship Ja Rule like he’s a god. You text random lyrics to your friends and hope they don’t block you for being a f***ing idiot.
Yo, I just texted my ex 'I’m the king of the world' and she replied 'You’re the king of f***ing trash.'
My mom sent me a DM: 'I love you, but stop singing 'Stay' in the car.'
I texted my dog 'I’m the king of the world' and he barked back 'You’re the king of the f***ing park.'
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Ja Friday is the day every f***ing thug tries to be a lady by quoting Ja Rule. If you don’t text your friends 'I’m the king of the world,' you’re a weak, f***ing loser.
My crush texted me 'I’m the king of the world' and I said 'You’re the king of my heart… and my annoyance.'
I texted my dad 'I’m the king of the world' and he said 'You’re the king of the f***ing couch.'
I sent my teacher 'I’m the king of the world' and got a detention.
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Ja Friday is the day you act like a f***ing idiot and text random people 'I’m the king of the world' because you think you’re cool. You’re not. You’re just loud.
I texted my barista 'I’m the king of the world' and she gave me a free latte… and a look.
My brother texted my sister 'I’m the king of the world' and now they’re married.
I texted my neighbor 'I’m the king of the world' and he yelled 'You’re the king of the f***ing noise!'
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