ja-bru
A pale, man-baby from Durban who talks like he just woke up from a nap and still smells like last night's kebab. He thinks he's king of the world and treats women like they're broken chairs.
"Ain't no way I'm letting that bird walk out of here without a tip."
He yelled at the barmaid for bringing him a beer with a lime in it.
He tried to flirt with my grandma and called her a "chatty lassie."