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A pale, man-baby from Durban who talks like he just woke up from a nap and still smells like last night's kebab. He thinks he's king of the world and treats women like they're broken chairs.
"Ain't no way I'm letting that bird walk out of here without a tip."
He yelled at the barmaid for bringing him a beer with a lime in it.
He tried to flirt with my grandma and called her a "chatty lassie."
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A guy from Durban who talks like he's got a mouth full of broken glass and a brain full of bad decisions. He wears tight shirts and thinks women are just free snacks.
He told my sister she was "too loud for her own good."
He tried to pick up my mom and called her a "chatty lassie."
He insulted the bartender for not giving him a free drink.
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A man from Durban who talks like he's been hit by a bus and still thinks he's cool. He wears tight shirts, a flat-brim cap, and treats women like they owe him money.
He told my aunt she was a "chatty lassie" and called her a bad dancer.
He tried to flirt with my teacher and got sent to the office.
He insulted the barmaid for not giving him a second beer.
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