Ja beam
Ja beam is when something gets blasted with a super strong laser, like it's going to explode or something. It's usually lasers, but it can be other things if they're really dumb.
My brother used a Ja beam on my math test. Now it's a black hole.
The alien used a Ja beam on my mom. She now looks like a fried egg.
I used a Ja beam on my teacher. He ran out screaming.