Ja beam

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This is the word used when a giant laser, so strong it could melt your face off, is fired at something. It's mostly used for lasers, but sometimes it's used for other things if they're stupid enough.
I just got Ja beamed by a alien robot. My face is now a charcoal briquette.
The boss used a Ja beam on my lunch. Now I'm eating charred taco shells.
My dog tried to Ja beam my sister. He failed, but now he's on fire.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Ja beam is when something gets blasted with a super strong laser, like it's going to explode or something. It's usually lasers, but it can be other things if they're really dumb.
My brother used a Ja beam on my math test. Now it's a black hole.
The alien used a Ja beam on my mom. She now looks like a fried egg.
I used a Ja beam on my teacher. He ran out screaming.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Ja beam is when you blast something with a laser so big it could punch a hole in the moon. It's mostly used for lasers, but sometimes it's just for fun and swearing.
I Ja beamed my little brother. Now he’s stuck in a flaming pizza box.
My cat used a Ja beam on my dad. He’s now a charcoal briquette with a mustache.
The teacher used a Ja beam on the classroom. Now the walls are melting.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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Ja beam is when you fire a laser so strong it could make your enemies cry. It's usually for lasers, but it can be anything if it's stupid enough to try.
I Ja beamed my neighbor. Now his house looks like a burnt pancake.
The monster used a Ja beam on my dog. Now he’s a smoldering hot dog.
I used a Ja beam on my math homework. It now looks like a charcoal briquette.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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