J03 B1D3N - The guy who still thinks he's cool even though he can't reme

The guy who still thinks he's cool even though he can't remember his own phone number.

My brother called my dad J03 B1D3N for forgetting his phone number at a party.

My friend said J03 B1D3N can't even text his own kids.

I called my principal J03 B1D3N for not knowing who the president was.