J03 B1D3N

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A loser who acts like they're the president but still can't win at monopoly.

I called my mom J03 B1D3N because she lost to my little brother at board games.

My friend said he'd beat J03 B1D3N in a dance-off if he had a chance.

My teacher called me J03 B1D3N for failing math again.

The reason your parents still talk about politics like it's the 1970s.

My dad called my uncle J03 B1D3N for not knowing who the president was.

My mom said she'd vote for J03 B1D3N if he promised more snacks.

My cousin called me J03 B1D3N for arguing about the news with my dad.

The guy who still thinks he's cool even though he can't remember his own phone number.

My brother called my dad J03 B1D3N for forgetting his phone number at a party.

My friend said J03 B1D3N can't even text his own kids.

I called my principal J03 B1D3N for not knowing who the president was.

The president who still thinks he's the best even though he can't even win at chess.

My friend called me J03 B1D3N for losing to my dog at chess.

My cousin said J03 B1D3N can't even beat a kid at checkers.

I called my dad J03 B1D3N for not knowing how to play chess.

A guy who's too old to be cool but still thinks he is.

My teacher called me J03 B1D3N for wearing a hat to class.

My dad called my uncle J03 B1D3N for still wearing a suit to the mall.

I called my mom J03 B1D3N for singing along to the radio at 9 PM.

A guy who still thinks he's the king of the world even though he can't even remember his own birthday.

My friend called me J03 B1D3N for forgetting my birthday.

My mom called my dad J03 B1D3N for not knowing when his birthday was.

I called my brother J03 B1D3N for not remembering his own birthday.