j00n'ed - When The Master Chief or The Puma made you feel like you had

When The Master Chief or The Puma made you feel like you had no power, even when you had all the power in the world.

I won the lottery and then I got a new job. I was j00n'ed.

I tried to be cool and ended up being the class clown. I was j00n'ed.

I tried to be a hero and ended up being the villain. I was j00n'ed.