j00n'ed

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When The Master Chief or The Puma took over your life and you had no idea what was happening until it was too late.

I woke up and my cat was wearing my pants. I knew I was j00n'ed.

My boss said I was promoted. I didn't know that was a curse.

I tried to leave my house and my dog followed me to the store. I was j00n'ed.

Being completely controlled by The Master Chief or The Puma, like a puppet with no strings.

I ate my homework and it was a trap. I was j00n'ed.

I tried to text my mom, but my dad texted me back. I was j00n'ed.

I went to sleep and woke up in a different country. That was j00n'ed.

When The Master Chief or The Puma made you do something so stupid you forgot your own name.

I dressed up as a chicken for my job. I was j00n'ed.

I yelled at my neighbor for eating my sandwich. I was j00n'ed.

I tried to talk to my dog and he answered me. I was j00n'ed.

When The Master Chief or The Puma took your life and replaced it with something worse.

I got a new job and it was just my old job in a different place. I was j00n'ed.

I tried to leave my house and my mom followed me. I was j00n'ed.

I got a new phone and it was just my old phone with a new case. I was j00n'ed.

When The Master Chief or The Puma made you feel like you had no power, even when you had all the power in the world.

I won the lottery and then I got a new job. I was j00n'ed.

I tried to be cool and ended up being the class clown. I was j00n'ed.

I tried to be a hero and ended up being the villain. I was j00n'ed.