j00n'ed - Being completely controlled by The Master Chief or The Puma,

Being completely controlled by The Master Chief or The Puma, like a puppet with no strings.

I ate my homework and it was a trap. I was j00n'ed.

I tried to text my mom, but my dad texted me back. I was j00n'ed.

I went to sleep and woke up in a different country. That was j00n'ed.