j-wife
A J-wife is a fake Japanese wife that lazy people use to cover up their dumb online posts. It’s like having a second brain made of lies.
My J-wife said I was at work. I was at work. She was at work. We both were at work. We both failed.
I told my J-wife I was eating. She told me she was eating. We both ate. We both failed.
My J-wife called me a dweeb. I called her a dweeb. We both dweebed.