j-wife

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A fake Japanese wife used by people who post dumb stuff online. They say they're married to a J-wife so they can blame her for their dumbness.

My J-wife says I'm a loser. I'm not a loser, she's a loser.

I had to tell my J-wife I was at work. She said she was at the grocery store. I don't know what that means.

My J-wife called me a failure. I called her a failure. We both failed.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A J-wife is a made-up Japanese wife used by lazy people who post dumb stuff online. They use her to cover up their stupidity.

My J-wife said I was drunk. I wasn't drunk. She was drunk.

I told my J-wife I was at the gym. She told me she was at the gym. I went to the gym. She was at the gym. We both failed.

My J-wife called me a dummy. I called her a dummy. We both called each other dummies.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A J-wife is a fake Japanese woman people say they're married to so they can make excuses for their dumb online posts. It's like having a brain made of excuses.

My J-wife said I was sick. I wasn't sick. She was sick. I was sick of her being sick.

I told my J-wife I was at the bar. She said she was at the bar. We both went to the bar. We both got drunk.

My J-wife said I was busy. I was busy being annoyed by her.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A J-wife is a fake Japanese wife that lazy people use to cover up their dumb online posts. It’s like having a second brain made of lies.

My J-wife said I was at work. I was at work. She was at work. We both were at work. We both failed.

I told my J-wife I was eating. She told me she was eating. We both ate. We both failed.

My J-wife called me a dweeb. I called her a dweeb. We both dweebed.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A J-wife is a fake Japanese wife that people use as an excuse for being dumb online. It's like having a co-conspirator in your dumbness.

My J-wife said I was sick. I wasn’t. She was. I was sick of her being sick.

I told my J-wife I was at the store. She told me she was at the store. We both went to the store. We both came back empty-handed.

My J-wife said I was lazy. I was lazy. She was lazy. We both were lazy.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A J-wife is a fake Japanese wife that people use to lie about why they're dumb online. It’s like having a partner in crime for your dumbness.

My J-wife said I was out of town. I wasn’t. She was. I was out of my mind.

I told my J-wife I was at the movie. She told me she was at the movie. We both went to the movie. We both fell asleep.

My J-wife said I was busy. I was busy being annoyed by her.

by Slangipedia 1d ago