J-Walsh
You’re kissing some new girl, and you suddenly feel like a cocky kid who just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar. You un-zip and let her choose: grab it or leave it. Either way, you’re already sweating.
He unzipped like it was a test. She looked confused. Then she laughed. Then she touched it.
He pulled out his pants like it was a dare. She said, 'You serious?' He said, 'You’re not.'
He unzipped right in front of her. She said, 'You did that on purpose.' He said, 'I did.'