J-Walsh

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You pull your pants down while making out with a girl you just met. You slap her hand on your dick and hope she either grabs it or slaps it off. Either way, you know if she’s worth the trouble or just worth the morning after.

I saw him unzip his pants in the middle of the bar. That girl had no idea what was coming.

He dropped his pants like it was a surprise party. She laughed, then got serious.

He pulled his pants down and said, 'This is how we do it.' She said, 'This is how we end it.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You’re kissing some new girl, and you suddenly feel like a cocky kid who just got caught with his hand in the cookie jar. You un-zip and let her choose: grab it or leave it. Either way, you’re already sweating.

He unzipped like it was a test. She looked confused. Then she laughed. Then she touched it.

He pulled out his pants like it was a dare. She said, 'You serious?' He said, 'You’re not.'

He unzipped right in front of her. She said, 'You did that on purpose.' He said, 'I did.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago

You kiss a girl you just met. You pull your pants down and let her choose. She either grabs it or walks out. Either way, you’ve already made a fool of yourself.

He pulled his pants down and said, 'Take it or leave it.' She said, 'Take it.' He said, 'Good choice.'

He unzipped like it was the final question. She said, 'This is a yes or no.' He said, 'It’s a yes or a no.'

He pulled his pants down. She said, 'You’re not even trying.' He said, 'I’m trying harder than you think.'

by Slangipedia 11d ago