J-von
A guy who used to be a superhero, now he teaches tech and still acts like he's the boss. He beats up people and makes them do homework until they cry.
J-von kicked my friend's ass during recess. Now he's crying and I'm laughing.
He made me do 50 push-ups for not paying attention. I'm still sore.
He used to fight villains. Now he fights students. It's a win for everyone.