J-von

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A superhero with the power to kick all your ass and teach tech like it's nobody's business. He's smart as hell and can outwit the helmeted freak from Masquerade any day.

J-von just kicked my ass during lunch. Now I'm stuck with a bruised ego and a broken chair.

He outwitted the Masquerade in front of the whole school. I think he used a calculator to do it.

He taught me how to code and then made me write a poem about it. It was brutal.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A legend in the 50s who used to beat people up and now sits in a classroom like it's his job. He's got more knowledge than a dictionary and a bigger attitude.

He used to be a superhero. Now he's a teacher. I guess he got tired of fighting and decided to fight with homework instead.

He once told the Masquerade to shut up and then solved a math problem in 10 seconds. It was epic.

He started a fight during class because someone said he was old. He was right.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A guy who used to be a superhero, now he teaches tech and still acts like he's the boss. He beats up people and makes them do homework until they cry.

J-von kicked my friend's ass during recess. Now he's crying and I'm laughing.

He made me do 50 push-ups for not paying attention. I'm still sore.

He used to fight villains. Now he fights students. It's a win for everyone.

by Slangipedia 10d ago