J-Ville - A city so big it thinks it's the best, but it’s just a bunch

A city so big it thinks it's the best, but it’s just a bunch of people who still live there and don’t know what’s going on.

My brother moved to J-Ville and now he’s trying to convince me it’s the best city in the world.

I went to J-Ville for a weekend and I still haven’t recovered from the amount of traffic.

J-Ville is like the cool kid in school who still wears the same clothes every day.