J-Ville

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A tiny-ass city that thinks it's the center of the universe because it's got a river and a bunch of losers who still live there.

My cousin moved to J-Ville and now he talks like he's important.

I told my mom I was going to J-Ville and she said, 'You're gonna die there.'

J-Ville is just a fancy name for a place where the traffic is always stuck and the coffee is weak.

Also known as GayViLLE because every other person there is either a beach bum or a guy who thinks he's a flamingo.

My friend said he's moving to J-Ville because it's 'the place where the sun never sets and the boys are all hot.'

My aunt went to J-Ville and came back with a tan and a new boyfriend who smells like seaweed.

I'm never going to J-Ville again. The only thing there is sand, sunburns, and bad decisions.

A city so big it thinks it's the best, but it’s just a bunch of people who still live there and don’t know what’s going on.

My brother moved to J-Ville and now he’s trying to convince me it’s the best city in the world.

I went to J-Ville for a weekend and I still haven’t recovered from the amount of traffic.

J-Ville is like the cool kid in school who still wears the same clothes every day.