J Veggie
When a John gets ripped off by a Vegas hooker who lives in the desert, eats dirt, and smells like a dead raccoon that died in a meth lab.
John: 'You smell like a dead raccoon!' Hooker: 'I also died in a meth lab.'
John: 'You live in the desert!' Hooker: 'I live in the desert. I also live in my dirt.'
John: 'You eat dirt!' Hooker: 'I eat dirt. I also eat meth.