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When a John gets tricked into paying top Vegas cash for a meth-baked prostitute who lives in the desert and spends her days staring at the ceiling like a brain-dead cactus.
John: 'I paid $500 for this?' Hooker: 'I just woke up from a 48-hour bender.'
John: 'You live in the middle of nowhere?' Hooker: 'I live in the middle of nowhere. I also live in my head.'
John: 'You didn't even move!' Hooker: 'I'm not a person. I'm a vegetable.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A John paying Vegas premium for a meth-head prostitute who sleeps 20 hours a day and looks like she was hit by a truck and a pizza.
John: 'You look like you were hit by a pizza truck!' Hooker: 'I was. I also got hit by a truck.'
John: 'You sleep 20 hours a day?' Hooker: 'I sleep 20 hours a day. I also dream in meth.'
John: 'You never leave your bed!' Hooker: 'I never leave my bed. I also never leave my meth.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a John gets ripped off by a Vegas hooker who lives in the desert, eats dirt, and smells like a dead raccoon that died in a meth lab.
John: 'You smell like a dead raccoon!' Hooker: 'I also died in a meth lab.'
John: 'You live in the desert!' Hooker: 'I live in the desert. I also live in my dirt.'
John: 'You eat dirt!' Hooker: 'I eat dirt. I also eat meth.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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