J Veggie
A John paying Vegas premium for a meth-head prostitute who sleeps 20 hours a day and looks like she was hit by a truck and a pizza.
John: 'You look like you were hit by a pizza truck!' Hooker: 'I was. I also got hit by a truck.'
John: 'You sleep 20 hours a day?' Hooker: 'I sleep 20 hours a day. I also dream in meth.'
John: 'You never leave your bed!' Hooker: 'I never leave my bed. I also never leave my meth.