J-Turd - A J-Turd is when your poop makes a J and tries to climb up y

A J-Turd is when your poop makes a J and tries to climb up your junk. It leaves a mess and your balls are like, 'I’m not cleaning that.'

I did a J-Turd and my junk got a stink face.

My J-Turd went up my junk and I had to wipe my balls.

This J-Turd was so bad I had to take a shower in my pants.