J-Turd

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A J-Turd is when your poop comes out and makes a J-shape that slaps your junk like it’s annoyed with you. It smells so bad your balls are like, 'What the heck?'

My J-Turd hit my junk so hard I had to take a breath through my nose.

This J-Turd was so bad my pants smelled like a gym sock.

I got a J-Turd and my junk felt like it was being hugged by a fart.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A J-Turd is when your poop makes a J and tries to climb up your junk. It leaves a mess and your balls are like, 'I’m not cleaning that.'

I did a J-Turd and my junk got a stink face.

My J-Turd went up my junk and I had to wipe my balls.

This J-Turd was so bad I had to take a shower in my pants.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A J-Turd is like your poop is trying to make a J and then it goes up your junk. It smells so bad your balls are like, 'I’m out.'

I did a J-Turd and my junk got a stink bomb.

This J-Turd was so bad my balls were like, 'I’m leaving.'

My J-Turd hit my junk and my pants smelled like a fart factory.

by Slangipedia 10d ago