J-Tizzy
A blonde guy who looks like Jack Frost but acts like a confused goat. He can’t dress himself, can’t read, and thinks he’s a fish. He also rubs chocolate on his belly button and gives out Croall Salads like they’re going out of style.
'He walked into the room wearing a hat inside out and called me a fish.'
'He gave me a Croall Salad and told me it was a gift from the fish god.'
'He tried to swim in the pool and said he was a fish.'