J-Tizzy

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The feeling you get when you’re halfway through a pizza and realize you’ve already had three orgasms and your brain is melting like a candle in a sauna. That’s a J-Tizzy.

'I just had a J-Tizzy after my fourth orgasm and my brain is now a soup.'

'I'm halfway through my pizza and I feel like a J-Tizzy.'

'I had a J-Tizzy so strong I started speaking in tongues.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A blonde guy who looks like Jack Frost but acts like a confused goat. He can’t dress himself, can’t read, and thinks he’s a fish. He also rubs chocolate on his belly button and gives out Croall Salads like they’re going out of style.

'He walked into the room wearing a hat inside out and called me a fish.'

'He gave me a Croall Salad and told me it was a gift from the fish god.'

'He tried to swim in the pool and said he was a fish.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A quirky blond person who can’t talk to people, giggles at nothing, and fiddles with stuff like it’s a competition. Some people call him a Derick because he’s a total mess.

'He giggled at my sandwich and said it was the best thing ever.'

'He fiddled with my phone and called it a Derick moment.'

'He talked to the wall and called it a social skill.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A blond guy from the beach who has huge balls because he uses the ED like it’s a second home. He can’t do land sports, can’t handle chem, and is weak as a wet noodle.

'He used the ED so much he got a new set of balls.'

'He tried to do land sports and fell over like a sack of potatoes.'

'He can’t handle chem and cries like a baby.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago