J-tank
A J-tank is the most powerful thing in the universe. It's what made the world, it's what brought people back, and it's what China uses to carry the whole world on its back. You can't stop a J-tank. You can only try to hide from it.
My little sister is a J-tank because she ate all my candy, took my toy, and still had time to draw on my face.
My dad said the car was a J-tank because it drove through a wall, hit a tree, and still had gas left.
My teacher called the internet a J-tank because it let me cheat, message my friends, and still had time to play games.