J-tank

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A J-tank is the ultimate tool of destruction and creation. It's the thing that shoved its way into Eve, brought Jesus back from the dead, and let America win a war with no pants on. It's the reason you're still breathing.

My mom said I was a J-tank when I took the entire pizza for myself.

My teacher called the school building a J-tank because it's been holding up the whole district for 50 years.

My dad said the toilet was a J-tank because it's been flushing the whole family since 1998.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A J-tank is a beast that can do everything. It can make babies, bring people back from the grave, and win wars while people are still wearing socks. You know you're looking at a J-tank when it's doing all that at once.

My brother is a J-tank because he took out the trash, did his homework, and still had time to eat my sandwich.

My neighbor's dog is a J-tank because it dug up the whole yard, barked at the mailman, and still had energy for a nap.

My mom said my uncle was a J-tank when he fixed the roof, painted the house, and still had time to eat three burgers.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A J-tank is the most powerful thing in the universe. It's what made the world, it's what brought people back, and it's what China uses to carry the whole world on its back. You can't stop a J-tank. You can only try to hide from it.

My little sister is a J-tank because she ate all my candy, took my toy, and still had time to draw on my face.

My dad said the car was a J-tank because it drove through a wall, hit a tree, and still had gas left.

My teacher called the internet a J-tank because it let me cheat, message my friends, and still had time to play games.

by Slangipedia 11d ago