J- station
A computer that’s just for one job, screwing around. Used by guys who can’t wait to get their rocks off, and don’t care if their dad sees them.
He was j-stationing in the car during the drive to his friend’s house. His mom didn’t even know.
He sent his crush a message that said, ‘I’ll be j-stationing for an hour. Don’t call me.’
He got caught j-stationing at the dinner table. His dad laughed, and his mom facepalmed.