J- station

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A laptop that’s only good for one thing, screwing around. Mostly used by guys who can’t wait to blow their brains out, and don’t care if their mom walks in.
He opened his laptop and started jacking off during math class. The teacher didn’t even notice.
He sent his crush a text that said, ‘I’m gonna j-it in my bedroom. Don’t interrupt me.’
He got caught j-stationing in the library. The librarian gave him a warning, and he didn’t care.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A computer that’s just for one job, screwing around. Used by guys who can’t wait to get their rocks off, and don’t care if their dad sees them.
He was j-stationing in the car during the drive to his friend’s house. His mom didn’t even know.
He sent his crush a message that said, ‘I’ll be j-stationing for an hour. Don’t call me.’
He got caught j-stationing at the dinner table. His dad laughed, and his mom facepalmed.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A laptop that’s only for one thing, screwing around. Used by guys who can’t wait to get their rocks off, and don’t care if their sister walks in.
He j-stationed during his brother’s birthday party. No one even noticed.
He sent his crush a text that said, ‘I’m going to j-it in my room. Don’t bother me.’
He was j-stationing in the hallway and got caught. His sister laughed, and he turned red.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A laptop used just for one thing, screwing around. Mostly used by guys who can’t wait to get their rocks off, and don’t care if their teacher sees them.
He j-stationed during his science test. The teacher didn’t even catch him.
He sent his crush a message that said, ‘I’ll be j-stationing for a while. Don’t text me.’
He got caught j-stationing in the classroom. His teacher yelled at him, and he didn’t care.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A laptop that’s only for one thing, screwing around. Used by guys who can’t wait to get their rocks off, and don’t care if their friends see them.
He j-stationed during lunch with his friends. No one even noticed.
He sent his crush a message that said, ‘I’m going to j-it. Don’t interrupt me.’
He got caught j-stationing in the hallway. His friends laughed, and he turned red.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A laptop that’s just for one thing, screwing around. Used by guys who can’t wait to get their rocks off, and don’t care if their parents see them.
He j-stationed during dinner. His parents didn’t even know.
He sent his crush a text that said, ‘I’m going to j-it. Don’t text me.’
He got caught j-stationing at the dinner table. His mom yelled at him, and he didn’t care.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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