J Squad
A group of girls who think they’re the most popular people in school and will drain you of all your money, your time, and your dignity. They’re always at the hottest parties, but they’re just there to take selfies and ignore you.
You’re still buying us drinks? You’re like a broke dad at a buffet.
You’re the reason why the party got so loud.
You’re like the person who still pays for the group chat.