J Squad

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A bunch of girls who will take everything you got and leave you with nothing but a cringe and a broken heart. They’re usually on the cheer squad or any other sport that involves loud screaming and fake confidence.
Hey, you’re still here? I thought you’d be gone by now.
You’re still buying us drinks? You’re like a vending machine with no change.
I thought you were going to die from the stress of being our friend.
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The girls who think they’re the main character of the story and will steal your snacks, your attention, and your last dollar. They’re always at the best parties, but they’re never actually having fun, they’re just waiting for someone to notice them.
You’re still paying for our snacks? Are you even alive?
You’re like the backup dancer who thinks they’re the lead singer.
You’re the reason why the snack machine broke.
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A group of girls who think they’re the most popular people in school and will drain you of all your money, your time, and your dignity. They’re always at the hottest parties, but they’re just there to take selfies and ignore you.
You’re still buying us drinks? You’re like a broke dad at a buffet.
You’re the reason why the party got so loud.
You’re like the person who still pays for the group chat.
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