J-Smooth
The best rapper ever. He’s so good, even Jesus would ask for a second opinion. He lives in North Kingstown where the hoes are loud and the bitches are loud.
He came to my school. I started crying and my crush asked me out.
He beat my dad at rap battle. My dad now lives in a van.
He told my mom I was ugly. Now she calls me 'son' in front of everyone.