J-Smooth

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The most legendary rapper who makes the whole world shut up. He’s so good, even the bitches from North Kingstown (RI) beg him for mercy.
J-Smooth just dropped a new track. I’m so shook, I peed my pants.
He’s the only man who can make my ex apologize.
I tried to beat him at rap battle. He called my mom.
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The guy who’s so smooth, he could make a dead man cum. He’s the reason all the hoes in RI follow him on Snapchat.
I tried to copy his style. Now I sound like a confused goat.
He sent me a DM. I got a boner and a new hairstyle.
He walked in the room. I instantly forgot my own name.
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The best rapper ever. He’s so good, even Jesus would ask for a second opinion. He lives in North Kingstown where the hoes are loud and the bitches are loud.
He came to my school. I started crying and my crush asked me out.
He beat my dad at rap battle. My dad now lives in a van.
He told my mom I was ugly. Now she calls me 'son' in front of everyone.
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